NEIL: You have to go back to prison. I promise, we'll work something out.

MR. WIGGLES: I can't. Do you know how many criminals I've pissed off—and on—throughout my lifetime? Returning would be a death sentence. That's why I'm leaving. For good.

NEIL: What?

MR. WIGGLES: I've arranged passage on a freight train out of the state. And, from there, out of the country.

NEIL: You mean you'll never steal from me again? Or molest me? Or lie to women I'm interested in that I have AIDS?

MR. WIGGLES: I know it's sad, but I'll be alright.

SOUND EFFECTS: Awoo! Awoo! Woo! Woo!

MR. WIGGLES: Shoot, what's that?

POLICE: Mr. Wiggles, this is the police! Come out with your hands up!

MR. WIGGLES: OK, maybe not so alright.