MR. WIGGLES: We really need to find an alternative energy source. It needs to be natural, non-destructive, cheap, and—above all else—plentiful with no chance of ever running out.

NEIL: I don't care what you say, Mr. Wiggles, there's no way the world's ever going to run on semen-power.

MR. WIGGLES: I could have lit up an entire city block with what I did yesterday!