Guys, are you afraid that your girlfriend might be pregnant? Then take . . .

THE MR. WIGGLES HOME PREGNANCY TEST

DISTRESSED MAN ON BOX: Please, God, no . . .

The only pregnancy test designed exclusively for the man in the relationship!

Simple to use: just wait until your girlfriend falls asleep, insert the applicator into her ear for fifteen seconds, and remove!

SLEEPING WOMAN: Nnnnhh . . . what are you doing?

GUY: It's a dream, baby. Go back to sleep.

With easy-to-read results!

Negative Positive

And, in the event of a positive result, each test comes supplied with a fake identity to help you start a new life where you'll never be found!

Passport Driver's License

The Mr. Wiggles Home Pregnancy Test TM: because you need to know. Now.

DISGUISED GUY: Thanks, Mr. Wiggles!

$399 Sales tax and a new job not included.