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MR. WIGGLES: Well, it looks like this is it.

NEIL: I can't believe it's over. After so many years. My life will be so dull without you.

MR. WIGGLES: Nonsense. This world is full of perversion and deviancy. You just have to know where to look. Besides, when I first met you, you were a scared kid. Now you're a brave adult who just took out an entire SWAT Team on your own. You don't need me anymore. You've grown up.

NEIL: What about you? What will you do once you've settled?

MR. WIGGLES: Somewhere out there is another sweet, innocent child who just needs a teddy bear to help him come out of his shell. I'm going to find him and fuck him up.

NEIL: You really are an incredible teddy bear, you know that?

MR. WIGGLES: Well, duh.

NEIL: Thank you, Mr. Wiggles. For everything.

MR. WIGGLES: Hey, Neil. That cloud behind you...it looks like a penis.

NEIL: It sure does, Mr. Wiggles...it sure does...

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