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MR. WIGGLES: We made it! The train should be here any minute.

NEIL: I just blew up my apartment. All my stuff is gone. Everything I loved.

MR. WIGGLES: Yeah, well, that's only just all your worldly possessions.

NEIL: I'm gonna kill you!

MR. WIGGLES: Wha-?

NEIL: You've ruined my life! Since I've met you, I've been shot at, tortured, humiliated, violated, blinded, forced to have sex with my future self, urinated on, eaten human flesh, been an accomplice to murder, and now I've been turned into an arsonist!

MR. WIGGLES: (choking) Grkkk! Grkkk!

NEIL: I hate you! I hate you! I— I'm gonna miss you so much!

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