POLICE: Come out, Mr. Wiggles! We've got you surrounded!

MR. WIGGLES: We have to get out of here! You need to create a distraction!

NEIL: A distraction?! I'm used to dealing with paper and pens, not assault rifles and helicopters!

MR. WIGGLES: I believe in you. After all this time, there has to be a bit of Mr. Wiggles inside of you. Just a little.

NEIL: Well, I do have an idea, but it might be crazy. Do you still have those highly flammable pajamas you used to sell to needy schoolchildren?

MR. WIGGLES: Burnjammas? Of course. Why?

SOUND EFFECTS: BOOM!

NEIL: Do you think it worked?

MR. WIGGLES: I might have rubbed off on you more than I thought!