MR. WIGGLES: This is insanity! They want to put me away for fifty years! How is this even legal?

NEIL: Since you littered in front of a mailbox, they're making it a federal case. They're also saying you committed aggravated assault on that police officer when you tossed that drink on him. And, since he's black, they're charging it as a hate crime.

MR. WIGGLES: But, I love black people! I'm black! Well, brown, but still!

NEIL: Did you think, after all the horrible things you've done over the years, the authorities had forgotten about you? This is how they got Capone. In the end, it wasn't murder or bootlegging that did him in. It was tax evasion.

MR. WIGGLES: I'm guilty of that too! Oh my God, I'll never be free again.