MR. WIGGLES: I’ve been trying to master Steve Jobs’s Reality Distortion Field. It’s where you get people to believe the impossible by the sheer force of your will and charisma. For instance, did you know that all around us are magical pixies riding polka-dotted flying rabbits?

NEIL: Don’t be ridiculous. There’s no way that—Oh my God. I can suddenly see them. So many polka dots! The fairies are laughing and—Wait a second. Why are my toes suddenly numb and my mouth completely dry?

MR. WIGGLES: That’s just the Reality Distortion Field working. Let go and give in.

NEIL: Did you secretly drug me, Mr. Wiggles?

MR. WIGGLES: I may have put some Reality Distortion Field in your cereal this morning.

NEIL: I’d kill you right now, but I don’t think that thirty-foot giant over there would like it.

MR. WIGGLES: His name’s Frank and, believe it or not, he’s actually really good with computers.