NEIL: What are you doing there, Mr. Wiggles?

MR. WIGGLES: I’m creating my Fuck-it List. It’s a list of everything I want to have sex with before I die.

NEIL: Jeez, it’s huge! And some of these things aren’t even possible. The Statue of Liberty doggy style? The ghost of Morley Safer in the ear? (He’s still alive, by the way.) A Leprechaun on a rainbow, reverse cowgirl, while the Terminator watches?

MR. WIGGLES: It could happen.

NEIL: Well, I guess it’s true what they say: there are no small wet dreams, only really large, STD-infected nightmares.

MR. WIGGLES: Ooh, that sounds hot. Let’s add "STD-infected nightmare" to the list.