NEIL: I am so tired, I went the whole day without realizing I had my underwear on backwards. Also, I was wearing it on my head. Also, it wasn’t underwear, but a sixteen-pound turkey named Phil. Also, Phil kept telling me about an upcoming alien invasion and I need to cover my entire body in mayonnaise and chocolate sprinkles to stop it.

MR. WIGGLES: Wow, you really need to get some sleep.

NEIL: Oh my God, I can literally see your words!