NEIL: I finally started watching Downton Abbey!

MR. WIGGLES: Eh, that show’s only OK. My favorite program is Querglax P.I. It follows a Martian private investigator/doctor who investigates murders on other planets and operates on people while trying to find love amidst a race of fire-breathing aliens. All this—of course—while trying to raise a human baby with his three gay roommates who time travel into other dimensions.

NEIL: Yeah, I’m pretty sure that show doesn’t exist.

MR. WIGGLES: Sure it does. In a station called “Your Mind”.

NEIL: Something tells me your reception tuned differently than most.