Rehabilitating Mr. Wiggles Presents: THE BEST THINGS ABOUT LIVING ALONE

No one complains about your dirty dishes.

CAPTION 1: Three-month old pasta.

CAPTION 2: Last week's Chinese.

CAPTION 3: ???

You can watch whatever you want without being judged.

TELEVISION: Next on Millionaire Matchmaker . . .

GUY: So rich, so wrong.

Morning marathon showers.

NAKED MAN: Now, that is one pruny penis!

Pooping with the door open.

PERSON ON TOILET: It's like the whole apartment is my bathroom!

You don't have to hide your drinking problem.

ALCOHOLIC: It's not a problem if nobody knows about it.

Naked Thursdays.

FAT NAKED DUDE: Aw, yeah . . .