MR. WIGGLES: I keep sleeping with these super hot chicks with zero personality.

NEIL: Maybe you should think with your heart instead of your dick.

MR. WIGGLES: Who decided the heart was the most important organ in the body to think with? Maybe it's the liver? Or the spleen? In fact, from now on, I'm going to do all of my thinking with my pancreas.

NEIL: What does your pancreas tell you to do?

MR. WIGGLES: Sleep with a super hot chick.

NEIL: Oh, Mr. Wiggles . . .

MR. WIGGLES: Do you think my pancreas has a dick?