MR. WIGGLES: God, I have so many questions I want to ask you: What's the meaning of life? Can you make a stone so heavy even you couldn't lift it? Where did I put my retainer in the fifth grade . . .?

GOD: There will be time to answer all those questions when I return.

MR. WIGGLES: Return? Where are you going?

GOD: You said it yourself: I need a vacation. And I'd like you to be God while I'm away.

MR. WIGGLES: Me? You sure you got the right guy? I'm a petty, cold-hearted psychopath who acts out on violent whims, rarely even stopping to think about the consequences of my own actions.

GOD: Yeah, you're gonna be great.